Like men stood rigid in discos, women scrutinize and laugh behind their demure front. Maybe its a chortle or maybe a rib rocker, but without laughter we’d all be at everyone’s throats.
I want to share a giggle with you.
On Sunday morning, I was walking along Sandbanks windy, white beach. The sun was out and it was cold. Only dog walkers and church avoidee’s hid underneath hats and scarves. I had an impulsive idea and needed to type it into my phone. Stopping for a second, another idea hit, then an unsupervised dog started circling me. Normally when I look at dogs they will poo. When it continued to circle my hackles were up and as it cocked its leg I shouted to its owner
‘I am not a tree.’
She fired an acid filled glare at me. So I crouched down into my favourite pouncing pose and snarled
‘Woof woof woof.’ at her. Are you the Mona Lisa? I nearly asked.
Don’t you just hate irresponsible dog owners?
What’s your opinion?
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